How to make a man and woman happy

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him with peace
4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
5. Don't bother him with his movements
So what's so hard about that? =
 HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY It's really not too difficult but....
To make a woman happy, a man only needs
to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover 4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber 10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer 22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive 28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong 34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous 40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments
regularly
45. Go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. be very rich 48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU
MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention
51. give her lots of time,
especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes. BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY
IMPORTANT
53. never forget
*birthdays
*anniversaries
*valentine *arrangements she makes. True or False??????